Christmas Questions

See if you know the answers.

1.When Mary became pregnant by the Holy Spirit:
a. Joseph didn't want to be engaged anymore
b. Mary left for awhile
c. Joseph and Mary were already married
d. both a. and b

2. How many wise men came to visit Jesus?
a. We don't know how many.
b. Three (We three kings)
c. Ten
d. a multitude

3. The baby Jesus was born in:
a. a field
b. a stable
c. a cave
d. who knows?

4. What animals were present at Jesus' birth?
a. cows and sheep
b. a donkey and sheep
c. pigs, cows and doves
d. we don't know

5. What sign were the shepherds told to look for?
a. a star
b. a baby in a manger
c. a neon sign
d. angels

6. When the wise men found Jesus He was:
a. laying in a manger
b. sleeping in the hay
c. in a house
d. we don't know

7. What did the innkeeper say to Mary and Joseph?
a. "No room here"
b. " You can use my room"
c. "You can use the stable out back"
d. we don't know

8. An angel appeared to Joseph and told Him to name the child Jeshua (Jesus)
to fulfill the prophecy that a virgin would give birth and the child would be called Immanuel.
What does Immanuel mean?
a. Jesus saves
b. God with us
c. God in flesh
d. God is born

9. How much younger was Jesus than His cousin John?
a. 6 months
b. 1 year
c. 2 years
d. we don't know

10. Which gospels have the account of Jesus' birth?
a. All four
b. Luke and John
c. Matthew and Luke
d. Matthew, Luke and Mark

11. Who is the only person who can claim to be the true Messiah
based on legal, genealogical records?
a. A few thousand
b. Only the Jesus of the Bible
c. who knows?
d. Any man descended from David

12. Who fulfilled more than 100 prophecies which were know to be
prophecies about the coming Messiah?
a. Only Jesus of the Bible
b. Obama
c. L. Ron Hubbard
d. Muhammad

1.-d
2.-a The Bible doesn't tell us how many. We just figured there were three because of the three gifts, and it stuck. There could have been a whole entourage of people with their servants and animals to travel so far.
3.-d
4.-d
5.-b
6.-c The wise men were not present at the birth of Jesus, but came later
7.-d
8.-b "God with us" Amazing that He would become a man, live among us and die in our place.
9.-a
10.-c
11.-b Jesus' geological record was preserved in scripture in both Matthew(family tree of Joseph, His legal father) & Luke (Family tree of Mary) No one else can prove their bloodline to David positively because the temple records were destroyed in AD 70 when Rome burned Jerusalem.
12.-a Only Jesus. Read them for yourself.

There were actually people calling Obama the messiah. Can you believe it?
L. Ron was the nut case who started his own religion. He was a science fiction writer.

The Unwanted

There are so many people defending the "right" to abortion in the world. There are so many "unwanted" babies that that heaven must be full to bursting with them by now. I can't fathom how we got to this point. Now it's perfectly acceptable that babies are murdered right up to full term, as they're being born, or left to die afterwards. Unwanted....what happens when you're unwanted someday?

First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out--
because I was not a communist;
Then they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out--
because I was not a socialist;
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out--
because I was not a trade unionist;
Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out--
because I was not a Jew;
Then they came for me--
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Martin Niemoeller

Neat, thought-provoking story.

You'd never know

You'd never know it's the season celebrating Jesus by looking for Christmas cards, nativity ornaments, and the like. Now we're supposed to scrub His name out of the holiday itself and say "Happy Holidays".

Well, what is a "holiday"? HOLY DAY, that's were "holiday" comes from. I realize that some of our holidays were dates used in ancient days for pagan, evil, celebrations, but we all know that the early church began combating that with HOLY DAYS of their own. Sad that we may be devolving towards the paganism.

Thanksgiving is for giving thanks to who? The Lord, of course! Then there's Christmas, when we celebrate Jesus' birth, not St. Nicholas, who is celebrated separately on the 6th of December in many counties.

We spent Thanksgiving in southern Ohio with my husband's family. We went to the grocery store where there was already a bell-ringer for the Salvation Army. He said, "Happy Holidays" as I put money in the kettle and was turning to leave. I loudly replied, " AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!" over my shoulder. A lady nearby chuckled, and I said, "Merry Christmas....Christmas.....Christmas!" And we both had a good laugh. Let them just try to stop me from saying Christmas. :)

Too Funny!

Funny about Obama birth certificate.

You gotta laugh. Our country is going to you-know-where in a handbasket.
Just laugh, and pray.



Here's text from Igor's site, but go there to see the great certificate he made:

To my new friends in America;

My name Igor Marxomarxovich I come from old country Russia one year ago. I thank you for freedom has been given me in my new country.

I here only this time but have already vote. I vote five times already with the help of new friends at ACORN. They tell me OK I become citizen later. Never in my country can I do this. I vote three or four times later this week. They give me new name each time I vote. Give me American cigarettes to smoke in line. Sometimes even find Igor place at front of line.

Such freedom. My uncle die three year ago. With help of ACORN he still able to vote (but not get American cigarettes)

My sister not speak English. They even go vote for her. Generous American taxpayers pay ACORN help make this possible! Thank you very much!

This beautiful land of opportunity. Even stupid person like Mr Biden can become president. In my country we call such people rocket scientist. That is person who say he smart, but too stupid to fly rocket straight up into air then down into ground to crash.

I would like to show my gratitude to Mr. Obama. He not have time to find birth certificate to be president. He go back to Hawaii for 5 day but only have time to visit sick grandmother for hour and still find no paper. Media too busy to help. They have important things to do like find out if Joe Plumber in union or where Ms Palin get dress.

I help them easy. In Russia all plumbers in union. Dues become taxes. Then, union become part of government. Even rocket scientist know that. It not matter where Ms. Palin get dress. Maybe she give dress to Mr Biden, He wear on TV interview and answer mean question easy like she do. Then maybe he not get so angry and look so stupid..

To help Obama campaign, I, Igor, make him birth certificate. Better than one DNC goons make for website! I take DNC like my KGB back home!

*I Igor make certificate only from gratitude. But if Mr Obama need Cabinet member, I Igor have many good credential:

Former community organizer for KGB

Much smarter than Senator Biden

Graduate Moscow Elementary School in only 10 year!

Former treasurer for Moscow Plumber Union - raise dues 40% only keep ½ for myself – buy big house with big backyard in Moscow(buy cheap from good friend, Moscow slum lord before he go jail)

Graduate top of class from Moscow Elementary, therefore know 50 states in US, 15 states of USSR and 57 states of Islam (my school records sealed – I not want you see them)

Not as good looking as Ms Palin, but a lot better looking than Hilary and Hawaii Governor – looks important to media …That why good friend Senator Barney get me loan from ACORN and Freddie Mac before I declare bankruptcy.

Have birth certificate. Eligible be of President United States!

All facts can be check on independent nonpartisan nonprofit internet site www.FactCheck.Igor.KGB.org. Media has inspect all document and see raised seal. All donations to Igor accepted.


Remember, I Igor say vote early and vote often. Then you get more American cigarette.

Gratefully yours,

Igor Marxomarxovich
Any complaints or comments please send to www.FightIgorSmears.KGB.org and they will be handled in appropriate manner.